Bush Crumbles
White House Turnovers
Halvah Eight Years
Administration Approval Drops
Hush Money Puppies

Misguided Bombes
Ashcroft Tortured Tortes
Strom's Black Bottoms
Patriot Act Hidden Layer Cake
Rush Limbaugh Happy Sprinkles

Everlasting GOPstoppers
Republican Head Rolls
Molasses of Evil or Evil Crescents
Rove October Surprises (serve mit schlag)
Newt Nut Cakes

Powell Popovers (You leave them out of the mix)
Drudge Brownies
Rummy Devil's Food
Motive Profiteroles
Hastert Unleavened Cookies (Like important issues, never get raised)

Condoleezza Rice Tarts
Blame Pies (Always pass them)
Hot Cross Truly Pissed-Off Buns
Special Interest Treats
Misdirection Muffins
Press-Leak Trifles
Swift Boat Floats

Nader Splits

Just to add a little fairness to the pot:

Barack O'Berries

Kerr-Eclaires
Bubba's Lady Fingers
Edwards Mousse

Senator Flip-Flops
Democrat Scrambles
Purple Heart Tarts
Waffles, Just Waffles

Non Appetit!